You see the most important thing in a pig shit sausage recipe, isn’t the cuts of meat that go inside or the seasonings, it’s entirely in the casing.
You could put earthworm bologna in that shit and make it stick, but it’s a Sheriffs birthday specialty so No cajun blood sausage or olive loaf will do.
The secret to pig shit sausage is the casing, well and the pig shits, but maybe both.
You have to get the casing by carving up a Nazi from the asshole inwards. There’s really only a couple cuts and you can drag that fucking intestine out. Don’t ruin your fish knife, but something sharp enough to slice the asshole out. That’s how it’s been done in Italy the birthplace of pig shit sausage for thousands of years. Just Nazi Assholes washed in salt water brine and hung up to dry before being filled with caraway flavored pig shit for the Sheriff.
You don’t need bear gall bladders or penis wine or badger skins. It’s just whatever goes nicely in the meat grinder with pig shit.
The important thing is that you find a good fresh, Nazi, preferably a snitch for their own meth gang, and carefully cut around the asshole before pulling out the colon, intestines etc.
You’ve got enough pig shit you can get nearly a 1/4 mile of sausage out of it. Maybe smoke it, I don’t know. Pig shit sausage really doesn’t pair with anything that corrupt law enforcement doesn’t eat, so if they force you to take a bite, maybe brown beer. Or just don’t… just feed it to the pigs you made it for.
(Editor’s note) After you pull the lower entrails out of a Nazi through their rectum, you probably shouldn’t let the rest of it sit. Salt water can prevent decay but maybe skin the carcass and hang it in the sun. The leather’s not worth anything unless it has unique tattoos worthy of a museum preservation. Simple swastikas and Iron Crosses aren’t worth mouse shit by weight,.
(Editor’s note note. Note 2 note squared if you will.) No I do not know what to do with the cock and balls. If you burn them in a fire they might be purified enough to attach themselves to another human being. If you pound them flat and deep fry them and eat them for lamb fries, they already had open sores so your dicks going to get maggots. The old classic is shoving it down their own throat but I don’t know if that will work here. Balls up the missing rectum hole?